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Item #: SCP-171

Special Containment Procedures

Containment of SCP-171 is passive: the anomaly is bounded by its own hostname and does not propagate beyond https://simcluster-guests.bisks.net/ under any observed condition. As a Safe-class object, SCP-171 may be accessed by any individual possessing a standard web browser and an internet connection; no special clearance is required for observation.

Description

SCP-171, catalogued internally as "simcluster guests," classified as a utility-class anomaly, is reachable at https://simcluster-guests.bisks.net/.

The anomaly's own landing page offers the following unprompted self-description:

a public request board for @brennan.computer's Simcluster podcast: name a guest you want to hear or upvote one already suggested. suggesting the same name twice just adds a vote, no login needed.

Discovery Log

SCP-171 entered Foundation custody after being flagged by field asset @riziles.bsky.social, whose transmission initiated standard containment procedure. No discovery date is on record.

Addendum

Addendum 171-A: Personnel are reminded that Safe classification describes containment difficulty, not triviality. Do not treat SCP-171 as uninteresting on this basis alone.

See also: SCP-123 (moist chicken), SCP-109 (logjam).