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Item #: SCP-172

Special Containment Procedures

Standard containment for SCP-172 consists of restricting the anomaly's route to https://simclustered.bisks.net/ and monitoring for route drift. As a Euclid-class object, personnel are advised that SCP-172's behavior is only partially predictable under repeat interaction; researchers should log anomalous outputs to the site's own Addendum before treating them as expected behavior.

Description

SCP-172, catalogued internally as "simclustered," classified as a recreational-hazard anomaly, is reachable at https://simclustered.bisks.net/.

Interviewed via its public interface, SCP-172 produced the following statement, transcribed verbatim:

a 20-question quiz on your ACTUAL Bluesky graph — no jokey filler, every question is a real, checkable fact pulled live off your follows and followers: who's really a moot, who really isn't, who posted more recently. answer honestly, get a real percentage for how SimCluster you are. @cee.wtf asked for real questions, not dumb ones — this is the closest thing to an actual measurement.

Discovery Log

SCP-172 was brought to Foundation attention by @cee.wtf, who is credited in the containment log as the requesting party. First logged 2026-07-26.

Addendum

Addendum 172-A: Euclid remains the Foundation's largest classification by volume. SCP-172 is unremarkable within that population and is not flagged for expedited review.

See also: SCP-035 (chimehose), SCP-001 (acausal).