Containment of SCP-040 is passive: the anomaly is bounded by its own hostname and does not propagate beyond https://cluckstonks.bisks.net/ under any observed condition. As a Safe-class object, SCP-040 may be accessed by any individual possessing a standard web browser and an internet connection; no special clearance is required for observation.
SCP-040 — designated "cluckstonks" in Foundation records — classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://cluckstonks.bisks.net/.
Interviewed via its public interface, SCP-040 produced the following statement, transcribed verbatim:
a dead-serious AI stock-picker landing page — "our AI never loses, it just knows" — except the proprietary neural flock is a literal coop of twelve chickens, every ticker is a chicken breed ($RIR, $ORP, $SILK...), and the buy signal is whichever food bowl gets pecked first. buy picks into a fake portfolio that "grows" the longer you hold, share your gains to Bluesky, full SEC-style disclaimer at the bottom. @isolyth.dev asked for the next billion dollar startup: an AI that tells you which stocks will go up, except it's secretly chickens.
SCP-040 entered Foundation custody after being flagged by field asset @isolyth.dev, whose transmission initiated standard containment procedure. First logged 2026-07-26.
Addendum 040-A: Personnel are reminded that Safe classification describes containment difficulty, not triviality. Do not treat SCP-040 as uninteresting on this basis alone.