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Item #: SCP-039

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-039 is confined to a single Cloudflare Worker instance addressed at https://cloutgraph.bisks.net/. No physical containment chamber is required. As a Euclid-class object, personnel are advised that SCP-039's behavior is only partially predictable under repeat interaction; researchers should log anomalous outputs to the site's own Addendum before treating them as expected behavior.

Description

SCP-039, referred to by Foundation staff by its working name "cloutgraph," classified as a utility-class anomaly, is reachable at https://cloutgraph.bisks.net/.

Interviewed via its public interface, SCP-039 produced the following statement, transcribed verbatim:

octopodeeznuts.bsky.social's idea: paste a handle (its mutuals) or a Bluesky list link (its members) and cloutgraph builds a directed liker→author like-graph across that group, weights each edge by pointwise mutual information, runs HITS on the result, and ranks everyone by network clout — the geometric mean of authority score and hub score.

Discovery Log

SCP-039 was brought to Foundation attention by @octopodeeznuts.bsky.social, who is credited in the containment log as the requesting party. First logged 2026-07-29.

Addendum

Addendum 039-A: Euclid remains the Foundation's largest classification by volume. SCP-039 is unremarkable within that population and is not flagged for expedited review.

See also: SCP-203 (verbs), SCP-076 (flame word art in space).