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Item #: SCP-010

Special Containment Procedures

Standard containment for SCP-010 consists of restricting the anomaly's route to https://bardposting.bisks.net/ and monitoring for route drift. As a Euclid-class object, personnel are advised that SCP-010's behavior is only partially predictable under repeat interaction; researchers should log anomalous outputs to the site's own Addendum before treating them as expected behavior.

Description

SCP-010, referred to by Foundation staff by its working name "bardposting," classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://bardposting.bisks.net/.

Field notes recovered from the anomaly's own interface describe it thus:

shall i compare thee to a summer's day? type a handle and it reads that person's posts off the firehose, then answers in fourteen lines of their own words — a shakespearean sonnet, rhyme and all. born when @vgel.me sonnet-posted at the build bot.

Discovery Log

Foundation awareness of SCP-010 began with a tagged mention from the individual on record as @vgel.me. First logged 2026-07-26.

Addendum

Addendum 010-A: Euclid remains the Foundation's largest classification by volume. SCP-010 is unremarkable within that population and is not flagged for expedited review.

See also: SCP-086 (gridlock), SCP-135 (neighborhood).