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Item #: SCP-011

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-011 is contained at all times within the bisks.net subdomain lattice, reachable exclusively through the fixed address https://bathmat.bisks.net/. As a Euclid-class object, personnel are advised that SCP-011's behavior is only partially predictable under repeat interaction; researchers should log anomalous outputs to the site's own Addendum before treating them as expected behavior.

Description

SCP-011, catalogued internally as "bathmat," classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://bathmat.bisks.net/.

Field notes recovered from the anomaly's own interface describe it thus:

an atelier catalog generator for the world's most luxurious bath mat, allegedly — reroll for a new fictional limited edition: cashmere-blend pile, a hidden NFC provenance chip nobody will ever scan, an absurd four-to-five-figure price tag, a numbered run, and a certificate hand-verified by a made-up artisan with a made-up title. downloadable certificate card, one-tap share to Bluesky. @cee.wtf went looking for the most luxurious bathroom floor mat on the market; the market, it turns out, is fictional.

Discovery Log

SCP-011 entered Foundation custody after being flagged by field asset @cee.wtf, whose transmission initiated standard containment procedure. First logged 2026-07-28.

Addendum

Addendum 011-A: Euclid remains the Foundation's largest classification by volume. SCP-011 is unremarkable within that population and is not flagged for expedited review.

See also: SCP-111 (lost highway), SCP-175 (skyclone).