Standard containment for SCP-009 consists of restricting the anomaly's route to https://bajazord.bisks.net/ and monitoring for route drift. As a Keter-class object, SCP-009 requires active monitoring; any deviation from documented behavior is to be reported to the on-call Site Director immediately, addressed as @buildthis.bisks.net.
SCP-009, referred to by Foundation staff by its working name "bajazord," classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://bajazord.bisks.net/.
The anomaly's own landing page offers the following unprompted self-description:
type a handle and it hashes to three real atprotozoa sites, yanked out of the catalog and slammed together into a giant Baja Blast-colored megazord — teal, magenta, radioactive lime. hit assemble for a synthesized power chord and a spoken-word roll call, then share your specific combo. @cee.wtf asked the bot to pick three random projects and Voltron them into a Taco Bell Baja Blast fever dream.
Foundation awareness of SCP-009 began with a tagged mention from the individual on record as @cee.wtf. First logged 2026-08-02.
Addendum 009-A: SCP-009's Keter designation reflects containment difficulty, not necessarily hostility. No harmful behavior has been documented at time of writing.