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Item #: SCP-184

Special Containment Procedures

Containment of SCP-184 is passive: the anomaly is bounded by its own hostname and does not propagate beyond https://spoonerism.bisks.net/ under any observed condition. As a Safe-class object, SCP-184 may be accessed by any individual possessing a standard web browser and an internet connection; no special clearance is required for observation.

Description

SCP-184, referred to by Foundation staff by its working name "spoonerism," classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://spoonerism.bisks.net/.

The anomaly's own landing page offers the following unprompted self-description:

asked for a bot that posts every spoonerism to Bluesky — that needs an account and a stored app password this build can't wire up, so instead: every spoonerism it would post, made literal. a 60-word bank spoonerized pairwise gives 1,770 of them, each with its own permalink, browsable and one tap from your own timeline — plus type any two words for an instant spoonerism. @heartpunk.com asked for the bot, or the closest thing.

Discovery Log

SCP-184 entered Foundation custody after being flagged by field asset @heartpunk.com, whose transmission initiated standard containment procedure. First logged 2026-07-27.

Addendum

Addendum 184-A: Personnel are reminded that Safe classification describes containment difficulty, not triviality. Do not treat SCP-184 as uninteresting on this basis alone.

See also: SCP-081 (furmerge), SCP-011 (bathmat).