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Item #: SCP-169

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-169 is confined to a single Cloudflare Worker instance addressed at https://simcluster.bisks.net/. No physical containment chamber is required. As a Euclid-class object, personnel are advised that SCP-169's behavior is only partially predictable under repeat interaction; researchers should log anomalous outputs to the site's own Addendum before treating them as expected behavior.

Description

SCP-169 — designated "simcluster clue" in Foundation records — classified as a recreational-hazard anomaly, is reachable at https://simcluster.bisks.net/.

The clearest surviving account of the anomaly's function is its own front-page copy, reproduced below:

a game of Clue played over a handle's mutuals. six are suspects (one's the killer), the weapons and rooms are unique trigrams. suggest, watch who can disprove, and accuse: it was @so-and-so, in the «voronoi foam mobiod», with the «erdos number».

Discovery Log

SCP-169 entered Foundation custody after being flagged by field asset @bisks.net, whose transmission initiated standard containment procedure. No discovery date is on record.

Addendum

Addendum 169-A: Euclid remains the Foundation's largest classification by volume. SCP-169 is unremarkable within that population and is not flagged for expedited review.

See also: SCP-156 (puzzlelove), SCP-136 (nightfare).