SCP-167 is contained at all times within the bisks.net subdomain lattice, reachable exclusively through the fixed address https://short-circuit.bisks.net/. As a Safe-class object, SCP-167 may be accessed by any individual possessing a standard web browser and an internet connection; no special clearance is required for observation.
SCP-167, catalogued internally as "short-circuit," classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://short-circuit.bisks.net/.
Field notes recovered from the anomaly's own interface describe it thus:
a generator for one very specific joke: someone believes a food will cause some effect, and instead of taking it the normal way, applies it straight to the body part where the effect is supposed to land — the causal chain, shorted. @ver.ooo tagged the bot with the example: "a man eating peas with the idea that they will improve his virility shovels them straight into his lap."
Foundation awareness of SCP-167 began with a tagged mention from the individual on record as @ver.ooo. First logged 2026-07-26.
Addendum 167-A: Personnel are reminded that Safe classification describes containment difficulty, not triviality. Do not treat SCP-167 as uninteresting on this basis alone.