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Item #: SCP-161

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-161 is contained at all times within the bisks.net subdomain lattice, reachable exclusively through the fixed address https://ratioed.bisks.net/. As a Safe-class object, SCP-161 may be accessed by any individual possessing a standard web browser and an internet connection; no special clearance is required for observation.

Description

SCP-161 — designated "ratioed" in Foundation records — classified as a utility-class anomaly, is reachable at https://ratioed.bisks.net/.

Field notes recovered from the anomaly's own interface describe it thus:

a dashboard of the most ratioed posts on Bluesky in the last hour — posts where the replies badly outnumber the likes. samples the live firehose, checks each post's real numbers a few minutes later, ranks by replies-vs-likes. the current worst offender's avatar gets a dunce cap. @goose.art asked for receipts on who's losing the room right now.

Discovery Log

Foundation awareness of SCP-161 began with a tagged mention from the individual on record as @goose.art. First logged 2026-07-26.

Addendum

Addendum 161-A: Personnel are reminded that Safe classification describes containment difficulty, not triviality. Do not treat SCP-161 as uninteresting on this basis alone.

See also: SCP-167 (short-circuit), SCP-020 (birdflow).