Standard containment for SCP-134 consists of restricting the anomaly's route to https://natsmode.bisks.net/ and monitoring for route drift. As a Keter-class object, SCP-134 requires active monitoring; any deviation from documented behavior is to be reported to the on-call Site Director immediately, addressed as @buildthis.bisks.net.
SCP-134, catalogued internally as "natsmode," classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://natsmode.bisks.net/.
Interviewed via its public interface, SCP-134 produced the following statement, transcribed verbatim:
a Washington Nationals take generator: every click respells "NATIONALS" a new wrong way (NATONALS, NARIONAL, NATIPNALS, ...) and pits a glitched opponent against it, tracking a session W/L scoreboard between GO MODE and SAD MODE. also glitches any word you feed it, same typo engine. @guy1.bsky.social asked the bot to read all their posts and build them something they'd like — this generalizes their own running bit.
SCP-134 was brought to Foundation attention by @guy1.bsky.social, who is credited in the containment log as the requesting party. First logged 2026-07-26.
Addendum 134-A: SCP-134's Keter designation reflects containment difficulty, not necessarily hostility. No harmful behavior has been documented at time of writing.