Containment of SCP-115 is passive: the anomaly is bounded by its own hostname and does not propagate beyond https://mcskeets.bisks.net/ under any observed condition. As a Thaumiel-class object, SCP-115 has been assessed as useful to Foundation operations and is retained in active service rather than mere containment.
SCP-115, catalogued internally as "mcskeets," classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://mcskeets.bisks.net/.
Field notes recovered from the anomaly's own interface describe it thus:
astrology, but it's a McDonald's order. enter a Bluesky handle, it resolves your <code>did:plc</code>, and the drive-thru reads back a Value Meal off it — a hand-written sandwich, side, and drink, plus a live (deterministic) check on whether the soft-serve machine is down, because it's always down. one real recent post gets pulled in as the special instructions. @cee.wtf tagged the bot with one word: "mcdonalds".
SCP-115 entered Foundation custody after being flagged by field asset @cee.wtf, whose transmission initiated standard containment procedure. First logged 2026-07-26.
Addendum 115-A: SCP-115 is one of a small number of objects the Foundation actively deploys rather than merely contains. Access is unrestricted; use is encouraged.