SCP-067 is confined to a single Cloudflare Worker instance addressed at https://enshittify.bisks.net/. No physical containment chamber is required. As a Safe-class object, SCP-067 may be accessed by any individual possessing a standard web browser and an internet connection; no special clearance is required for observation.
SCP-067 — designated "enshittify" in Foundation records — classified as a memetic anomaly, is reachable at https://enshittify.bisks.net/.
The clearest surviving account of the anomaly's function is its own front-page copy, reproduced below:
a simple, well-typeset banana bread recipe — clean HTML, clean CSS — that curdles as you scroll: ad banners, a newsletter modal, a marquee, a fake virus warning, a popup swarm, comic sans, the works. the actual recipe is real, and it's waiting at the very bottom for anyone who survives the descent. @riziles.bsky.social asked for a page that gets worse the more you scroll.
Foundation awareness of SCP-067 began with a tagged mention from the individual on record as @riziles.bsky.social. First logged 2026-07-27.
Addendum 067-A: Personnel are reminded that Safe classification describes containment difficulty, not triviality. Do not treat SCP-067 as uninteresting on this basis alone.