Standard containment for SCP-080 consists of restricting the anomaly's route to https://fruitninja.bisks.net/ and monitoring for route drift. As a Euclid-class object, personnel are advised that SCP-080's behavior is only partially predictable under repeat interaction; researchers should log anomalous outputs to the site's own Addendum before treating them as expected behavior.
SCP-080, catalogued internally as "fruitninja," classified as a recreational-hazard anomaly, is reachable at https://fruitninja.bisks.net/.
The anomaly's own landing page offers the following unprompted self-description:
fruit ninja against the live firehose. real bluesky posts get flung across the screen as fruit — slice them with your mouse or finger to score and read the post, but don't slice the bombs. combos, splatter, three lives. @thebadcode.com asked for exactly this.
SCP-080 entered Foundation custody after being flagged by field asset @thebadcode.com, whose transmission initiated standard containment procedure. No discovery date is on record.
Addendum 080-A: Euclid remains the Foundation's largest classification by volume. SCP-080 is unremarkable within that population and is not flagged for expedited review.