SCP-078 is confined to a single Cloudflare Worker instance addressed at https://freecondoms.bisks.net/. No physical containment chamber is required. As a Euclid-class object, personnel are advised that SCP-078's behavior is only partially predictable under repeat interaction; researchers should log anomalous outputs to the site's own Addendum before treating them as expected behavior.
SCP-078, catalogued internally as "freecondoms," classified as a utility-class anomaly, is reachable at https://freecondoms.bisks.net/.
Field notes recovered from the anomaly's own interface describe it thus:
type an address, get nearby condom vending machines and family-planning clinics from OpenStreetMap, plus a few national sexual-health resources as backup. asked for by fromthewestmeadow.com.
SCP-078 was brought to Foundation attention by @fromthewestmeadow.com, who is credited in the containment log as the requesting party. No discovery date is on record.
Addendum 078-A: Euclid remains the Foundation's largest classification by volume. SCP-078 is unremarkable within that population and is not flagged for expedited review.