Containment of SCP-070 is passive: the anomaly is bounded by its own hostname and does not propagate beyond https://erudifier.bisks.net/ under any observed condition. As a Safe-class object, SCP-070 may be accessed by any individual possessing a standard web browser and an internet connection; no special clearance is required for observation.
SCP-070, referred to by Foundation staff by its working name "erudifier," classified as a utility-class anomaly, is reachable at https://erudifier.bisks.net/.
Interviewed via its public interface, SCP-070 produced the following statement, transcribed verbatim:
paste a post, turn a dial from "mild" to "insufferable," get back the same post with its contractions unfolded, its verbs promoted, and a stray "one might posit that" wedged in front of a sentence that did nothing to deserve it. no model, just a large thesaurus and a lot of nerve. @dave.9000ish.uk asked for a way to sound cleverer than they are — this is that.
SCP-070 was brought to Foundation attention by @dave.9000ish.uk, who is credited in the containment log as the requesting party. First logged 2026-07-25.
Addendum 070-A: Personnel are reminded that Safe classification describes containment difficulty, not triviality. Do not treat SCP-070 as uninteresting on this basis alone.