Containment of SCP-059 is passive: the anomaly is bounded by its own hostname and does not propagate beyond https://didneighbors.bisks.net/ under any observed condition. As a Thaumiel-class object, SCP-059 has been assessed as useful to Foundation operations and is retained in active service rather than mere containment.
SCP-059, catalogued internally as "didneighbors," classified as a utility-class anomaly, is reachable at https://didneighbors.bisks.net/.
Interviewed via its public interface, SCP-059 produced the following statement, transcribed verbatim:
Enter a handle and meet whoever's did:plc sits closest to yours, alphabetically. Meaningless. Delightful.
Foundation awareness of SCP-059 began with a tagged mention from the individual on record as @bisks.net. First logged 2026-07-28.
Addendum 059-A: SCP-059 is one of a small number of objects the Foundation actively deploys rather than merely contains. Access is unrestricted; use is encouraged.