Containment of SCP-091 is passive: the anomaly is bounded by its own hostname and does not propagate beyond https://heistlibs.bisks.net/ under any observed condition. As a Euclid-class object, personnel are advised that SCP-091's behavior is only partially predictable under repeat interaction; researchers should log anomalous outputs to the site's own Addendum before treating them as expected behavior.
SCP-091, catalogued internally as "heistlibs," classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://heistlibs.bisks.net/.
Field notes recovered from the anomaly's own interface describe it thus:
a mad-libs heist film script generator that shoehorns the same two "actors" into every cliche: Jimothy, a famously short-spined raccoon, and Moo Deng, an unbothered pygmy hippo. every job comes with a rudimentary movie poster that looks like it escaped MS Paint in 1998. @10-5.bsky.social asked for exactly this.
SCP-091 was brought to Foundation attention by @10-5.bsky.social, who is credited in the containment log as the requesting party. First logged 2026-07-26.
Addendum 091-A: Euclid remains the Foundation's largest classification by volume. SCP-091 is unremarkable within that population and is not flagged for expedited review.