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Item #: SCP-028

Special Containment Procedures

Containment of SCP-028 is passive: the anomaly is bounded by its own hostname and does not propagate beyond https://butteredup.bisks.net/ under any observed condition. As a Safe-class object, SCP-028 may be accessed by any individual possessing a standard web browser and an internet connection; no special clearance is required for observation.

Description

SCP-028, catalogued internally as "butteredup," classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://butteredup.bisks.net/.

The anomaly's own landing page offers the following unprompted self-description:

an unofficial fan page for @croissanthology.com: his best tweets ranked by real likes/reposts, and a gallery of every image he's posted, pulled off his public Bluesky feed. built after a vote-rigging bot request got declined (see canvass).

Discovery Log

SCP-028 was brought to Foundation attention by @norvid-studies.bsky.social, who is credited in the containment log as the requesting party. No discovery date is on record.

Addendum

Addendum 028-A: Personnel are reminded that Safe classification describes containment difficulty, not triviality. Do not treat SCP-028 as uninteresting on this basis alone.

See also: SCP-083 (giftlinks), SCP-172 (simclustered).