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Item #: SCP-103

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-103 is contained at all times within the bisks.net subdomain lattice, reachable exclusively through the fixed address https://knolling.bisks.net/. As a Keter-class object, SCP-103 requires active monitoring; any deviation from documented behavior is to be reported to the on-call Site Director immediately, addressed as @buildthis.bisks.net.

Description

SCP-103, referred to by Foundation staff by its working name "knolling," classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://knolling.bisks.net/.

The clearest surviving account of the anomaly's function is its own front-page copy, reproduced below:

type a handle and every moot hashes to one fixed ordinary object — a mug, a stapler, a lost sunglasses, always the same one for that account, forever — flung across a virtual studio worktop. hit "knoll it" and the whole desk glides into a tidy, grouped, right-angled flat-lay; toss it back and shuffle for a new mess. hover for who's who, click through to their profile, download or share the desk. @antiali.as asked the bot to always be knolling.

Discovery Log

Foundation awareness of SCP-103 began with a tagged mention from the individual on record as @antiali.as. First logged 2026-07-26.

Addendum

Addendum 103-A: SCP-103's Keter designation reflects containment difficulty, not necessarily hostility. No harmful behavior has been documented at time of writing.

See also: SCP-175 (skyclone), SCP-125 (moot bingo).