SCP-088 is confined to a single Cloudflare Worker instance addressed at https://gulpstream.bisks.net/. No physical containment chamber is required. As a Euclid-class object, personnel are advised that SCP-088's behavior is only partially predictable under repeat interaction; researchers should log anomalous outputs to the site's own Addendum before treating them as expected behavior.
SCP-088, catalogued internally as "gulpstream," classified as a recreational-hazard anomaly, is reachable at https://gulpstream.bisks.net/.
The anomaly's own landing page offers the following unprompted self-description:
v2: an agar.io clone where you play as @norvid-studies.bsky.social and every pellet is a real post from their own archive — gulp them with arrow keys (or WASD) to grow your blob. mentioned accounts wander the arena as rival blobs, and @croissanthology.com always gets a spot, rendered as a duck. spacebar fires half your mass at the nearest rival — pop the duck and he bursts into a hail of tweets.
SCP-088 entered Foundation custody after being flagged by field asset @norvid-studies.bsky.social, whose transmission initiated standard containment procedure. First logged 2026-07-25.
Addendum 088-A: Euclid remains the Foundation's largest classification by volume. SCP-088 is unremarkable within that population and is not flagged for expedited review.