SCP-045 is confined to a single Cloudflare Worker instance addressed at https://copypastalibs.bisks.net/. No physical containment chamber is required. As a Euclid-class object, personnel are advised that SCP-045's behavior is only partially predictable under repeat interaction; researchers should log anomalous outputs to the site's own Addendum before treating them as expected behavior.
SCP-045, referred to by Foundation staff by its working name "copypastalibs," classified as a utility-class anomaly, is reachable at https://copypastalibs.bisks.net/.
Field notes recovered from the anomaly's own interface describe it thus:
enter a Bluesky handle. it reads their recent posts off the public feed, throws out "the," "and," and other filler, and keeps whatever words they actually reach for a lot. those words get stuffed back into a rotating cast of classic internet copypastas — Navy Seal, the LinkedIn thought leader, the "totally real free Nitro" — mad-libs style, reroll any card any time. @cee.wtf asked for copypastas mad-libbed with someone's own vocabulary — this is that.
Foundation awareness of SCP-045 began with a tagged mention from the individual on record as @cee.wtf. First logged 2026-07-29.
Addendum 045-A: Euclid remains the Foundation's largest classification by volume. SCP-045 is unremarkable within that population and is not flagged for expedited review.