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Item #: SCP-030

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-030 is confined to a single Cloudflare Worker instance addressed at https://candyland.bisks.net/. No physical containment chamber is required. As a Safe-class object, SCP-030 may be accessed by any individual possessing a standard web browser and an internet connection; no special clearance is required for observation.

Description

SCP-030, catalogued internally as "candyland," classified as a recreational anomaly, is reachable at https://candyland.bisks.net/.

Interviewed via its public interface, SCP-030 produced the following statement, transcribed verbatim:

a schizophrenic bluesky candyland. the live firehose pours down a winding rainbow path — every post a gumdrop, lollipop or peppermint marching toward queen frostine's castle — while the posts' own words rise as an overlapping candy-colored chorus of whispers. @ver.ooo asked for this one, tonite, queen.

Discovery Log

SCP-030 entered Foundation custody after being flagged by field asset @ver.ooo, whose transmission initiated standard containment procedure. No discovery date is on record.

Addendum

Addendum 030-A: Personnel are reminded that Safe classification describes containment difficulty, not triviality. Do not treat SCP-030 as uninteresting on this basis alone.

See also: SCP-160 (quotehof), SCP-093 (highlight reel).