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Item #: SCP-003

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-003 is confined to a single Cloudflare Worker instance addressed at https://alice-meets-bob.bisks.net/. No physical containment chamber is required. As a Safe-class object, SCP-003 may be accessed by any individual possessing a standard web browser and an internet connection; no special clearance is required for observation.

Description

SCP-003, referred to by Foundation staff by its working name "alice meets bob," classified as a utility-class anomaly, is reachable at https://alice-meets-bob.bisks.net/.

Interviewed via its public interface, SCP-003 produced the following statement, transcribed verbatim:

an all-frontend, public-key-encrypted crush matcher. sign in, name someone you like — your note is ECDH-encrypted the instant it's written, so it sits on your own PDS as ciphertext nobody can read, not even the person it's about, until they've told the tool the same thing about you. from a thread with @minormobius.bsky.social about running "an atproto all-frontend dating site" and the public-key trick that would make it not leak anyone's feelings: alice meets bob.

Discovery Log

SCP-003 was brought to Foundation attention by @bisks.net, who is credited in the containment log as the requesting party. First logged 2026-07-27.

Addendum

Addendum 003-A: Personnel are reminded that Safe classification describes containment difficulty, not triviality. Do not treat SCP-003 as uninteresting on this basis alone.

See also: SCP-151 (portfolio), SCP-055 (demon avocado).